Eric: Yep. We'll leave the children if you want.
Store Clerk: Duuude! They're priceless!
Eric (outside the store): *mutters* I could put a price on them--that one (points to Lily) cost us $??? and that one (points to Zara) cost us $????, and that was just to get in the door. Those prices don't take into consideration the ongoing subscription fees! Like "big girl mattresses."